Friday, October 17, 2008

College Student I am!

I am a college student.
I've missed class to watch Jenny Jones. I've partied until 7 in the morning. I live for Southpark and Sportscenter.
I watch Jerry Springer religiously.
I'm broke. I've spent over $300 at one time buying text books. I spend that much in a month on beer. I drink 'til the sun comes up. I wake up 10 minutes before class.
I fall asleep 10 minutes into class.

I can't remember the last time I washed my car.
I'm not sure where the library is.
I procrastinate. I'm lazy. C2H5OH is my favorite chemical compound.
I'd rather do E-mails than do schoolwork. I'd rather sleep than do E-mails. I'd rather drink than sleep. I fund the University through my parking tickets and phone bills. I drink on Sundays. I have an alcohol bottle collection on display in my room. I haven't eaten breakfast in a year.
I order pizza at midnight. I make popcorn at 1:00. I do E-mails at 2:00. I watch TV at 3:00. I go to sleep around 4:00. I know the Greek alphabet better than the English alphabet. I've built up a tolerance to certain beverages.

The weekend starts on Thursday. I want to own a breathalizer to use for fun. I'm the type of person your mother warned you about. I am a college student and I wouldn't change a damn thing!

Dairy Princess Speech 2 Jefferson CO Farm Bureau

Good Evening
My name is Allison Peck!!! I am the 19 year old daughter of Steven and Kay Peck I have 2 older sisters Jennifer and Melissa who were also Jeff. Co Dairy Princesses. I live on a 177 acre farm in Antwerp that has been in my family since 1944. I am currently a junior at SUNY Canton. This year in the court there is Alternates Dairy Princesses : Donna Goodnuff, Kaycee Lee Dairy Amabassadors: Leah Goodnuff, Alyssia Fields, Lyndsey Parker, Morgan Shaver, Courtney Kohl, Summer Greenwood, Emily Laclair, Ashley Willits and Brooke Davidson. The Dairy Princesses main objective is to promote dairy products to all age groups in Jefferson county. We do over 300 school presentations, write more than 100 new paper articles and recipes, go to farm meetings and many community events throughout the year. Being a part of this great group of girls has allowed me to make many friends both with them and people across the county. I enjoy educating our community about agriculture and what is involved in the day to day world of farming. We must all continue to be good ambassadors for agriculture and to promote our products and way of life. Remember to have three servings of dairy products everyday to stay strong and healthy. It is my honor to represent you the farmers of Jefferson County!

Amarillo Sky

Amarillo Sky lyrics

He gets up before the dawn;
Packs a lunch an' a thermos full of coffee.
It's another day in the dusty haze;
Those burnin' rays are wearin' down his body.
The diesels worth the price of gold;
It's the cheapest grain he's ever sold,
But he's still holdin' on.

He just takes the tractor another round,
An' pulls the plow across the ground,
And sends up another prayer.
He says: "Lord, I never complain, I never ask: 'Why?'
"Please don't let my dreams run dry,
"Underneath, underneath this Amarillo Sky."

That hail storm back in '83,
Sure did take a toll on his family.
But he stayed strong and carried on,
Just like his Dad and Granddad did before him.
On his knees every night,
He prays: "Please let my crops and children grow,"
'Cause that's all he's ever known.

He just takes the tractor another round,
An' pulls the plow across the ground,
And sends up another prayer.
He says: "Lord, I never complain, I never ask: 'Why?'
"Please don't let my dreams run dry,
"Underneath, underneath this Amarillo Sky."

[Instrumental Break]

An' he takes the tractor another round. (Another round.)
Another round. (Another round.)
Another round.
An' he takes the tractor another round, another round.
He says: "I never complain, I never ask: 'Why?'
"Please don't let my dreams run dry,
"Underneath, underneath this Amarillo Sky.
"Underneath this Amarillo Sky."

This somg reminds me of my heroes. My dad and my 2 grandfathers they are all dairy farmers and they work so hard 24/7 it has not been a good cople years for agriculture but our farms are still here n they are the strongest men i no!

Stealing Cinderella

I came to see her daddy for sit down man to man
It wasn't any secret i'd be asking for her hand
I guess that's why he left me waiting in the living room by myself
with at least a dozen pictures of her sitting on a shelf

- Chorus -

She was playing Cinderella
She was riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
In her eyes i'm Prince Charming
But to him i'm just some fella
riding in and stealing Cinderella

I leaned in towards those pictures to get a better look at one
When I heard a voice behind me say "Now, ain't she something, son?"
I said "Yes, she quite a woman"
and he just stared at me
Then I realized that in his eyes she would always be

Playing Cinderella
Riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
In her eyes i'm Prince Charming
But to him i'm just some fella
riding in and stealing Cinderella

He slapped me on the shoulder
Then he called her in the room
When she threw her arms around him
That's when I could see it too

Playing Cinderella
Riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
If he gives me a hard time
I can't blame the fella
I'm the one who's stealing Cinderella


I love this song! My dad says everytime he hears it he thinks of me and this will be our dad daughter dance!

Funniest sh*t ever




this just makes me laugh when im having a bad day we have chcikens on my farm n it just makes me laugh .

Saturday, October 4, 2008

The best worst prank ever

Happy Birthday?!?! Whos my babies daddy?!?!?

Nothing like a good fart to make the world feel better!

Aww now dont you feel better?!?!?!?!?!